Logged Minutes

What is the best thing about being single?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:43:41 -0400

Having a life. I hear that ends quickly when you pick up a significant other.

The only reason your social life ends once you become attached is if you let it. A healthy relationship does not consist of clinging to each other at all times, passing up fun events, and going home retardedly early from parties. I spend plenty of time alone with my friends, and if my boyfriend were ever to complain, the relationship would end pretty quickly.

Sarah Haskins is amazing. This video is required viewing for any...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:19:33 -0400

Sarah Haskins is amazing. This video is required viewing for any woman who ever… well, any woman ever.

"Over the next four months, the hospital will attempt to shorten the median waiting time to around 10..."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:48:26 -0400

“Over the next four months, the hospital will attempt to shorten the median waiting time to around 10 hours. A judge is scheduled to sign off on the agreement Wednesday.”

- Shameful and disgusting.

This video made my day. Major kudos to davidcho.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:25:03 -0400

This video made my day. Major kudos to davidcho.

What you are listening to here is the sound of the drilling that...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:31:20 -0400

What you are listening to here is the sound of the drilling that has been going on in my office ALL DAY. Let me tell you, it is nigh impossible to get anything done when your teeth are vibrating.

I remember a few months ago when Balk posted a series of complaints about the drilling in his office. I can now say that I feel his pain.

alexbalk:Five-year-old me thought there was a character in...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:40:36 -0400

alexbalk:

Five-year-old me thought there was a character in this song named “Brenda Renetti.” Which means that even then there were too many Italians in my life.

Okay, this is incredibly embarrassing to admit, but I thought that the lyric was “Brenda Renetti” until LAST MAY when I saw a Billy Joel cover band perform and the singer properly enunciated “Brenda and Eddie”. I also thought that the lyric to Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girl” was “You make me supersonic, supersonic” instead of “You make me suicidal, suicidal”. Personally, I like my version better— the melody is awfully upbeat tune to be talking about suicide.

I have accepted the fact that I am going to turn out like my friend Nathanael’s grandfather, who thought the Beatles were singing “The girl with colitis goes by” instead of “the girl with kaleidoscope eyes”. I can’t wait until my hearing starts to go.

The reason for the mess near Madison Square? Bike lanes! Yay!

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:52:14 -0400

The reason for the mess near Madison Square? Bike lanes! Yay!

"I had the iPhone for a little while, but I’m more of a businessman; I wanted to have a phone where I..."

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:13:17 -0400

“I had the iPhone for a little while, but I’m more of a businessman; I wanted to have a phone where I could really actually do things.”

- 15 year old Nick Jonas of Disney pop act The Jonas Brothers, in response to VF’s deeply important Young Hollywood questionnaire item, “iPhone or Blackberry?”
Sigh.

I just realized I own 95% of the songs on iTunes Essentials 80s Pop and 80s Pop 2.

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:53:13 -0400

I just realized I own 95% of the songs on iTunes Essentials 80s Pop and 80s Pop 2.

"Of Conrad’s claim that Montag spread those sex tape rumors, Montag says: “God knows the..."

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:24:00 -0400

“Of Conrad’s claim that Montag spread those sex tape rumors, Montag says: “God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?””

- Heidi Montag: I Want To Record A Christian Album (Us Weekly)

Two words: wedding. shower.

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:45:18 -0400

Two words: wedding. shower.

BYOB karaoke in K-Town. Best place ever!

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:52:13 -0400

BYOB karaoke in K-Town. Best place ever!

Awesome salary negotiation tips. Avoid getting shafted!

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:16:00 -0400

Awesome salary negotiation tips. Avoid getting shafted!

Barcelona Bar should pass out flyers at Harry and The Potters...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:30:00 -0400

Barcelona Bar should pass out flyers at Harry and The Potters shows or Wizard Rock nights. They’d be overrun.

brianvan:I thought this was a FAIL picture at first. What’s...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:02:28 -0400

brianvan:

I thought this was a FAIL picture at first. What’s with Generation Y and their flip-flops/sandals in the office?

Um, I wear flip flops to the office almost everyday.

Whatever, Van! You’re just… um… jealous!

The Mystery of the Missing CaseLogic

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:58:31 -0400

Backstory: I lent my life's collection of CDs to my friend Doug. They were in a 15-lb CaseLogic. When I asked for them back, Doug INSISTED that he gave them back to me. I had given up hope... until I received the following gchat this morning:

Doug: i have a surprise for you
me: a surprise?
Doug: yes -- a surprise
me: what kind of surprise?
Doug: i found all of your CDs.
me: I KNEW IT!! I KNEW YOU HAD THEM!! You denied it for what, 3 years??
Doug: yeah, i know

My tumblr got a makeover (tumblover?) today! It’s called Scrapbook, and given that Logged...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:09:00 -0400

My tumblr got a makeover (tumblover?) today! It’s called Scrapbook, and given that Logged Minutes is basically my online scrapbook, I thought it was apropos. Also, this theme will probably help my mother understand exactly what tumblr is. Tumblr themes: not afraid to be servicey?

Sighted, 9:15 am on Lexington and 88th St: A real, honest-to-god...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:17:41 -0400

Sighted, 9:15 am on Lexington and 88th St: A real, honest-to-god SCRUNCHIE.

This woman was on her way to work in a totally navy ensemble: navy blue skirt, navy blue jacket, and navy blue shoes. Although her taste is questionable, Berger is finally vindicated: I saw this woman walk out of her apartment. She had keys. No Georgia visitor, this one.

Dash rap-singing + Richard thrusting + Doug drooling = Video...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:36:43 -0400

Dash rap-singing + Richard thrusting + Doug drooling = Video Gold

Vacation Indicator

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:02:27 -0400

An email I just came across in my sent folder from this morning:

Hi (female client),

Any response to the new video cut that we posted yesterday? Please let me know.

xo/K

Signing your work emails “xoxo” = Major indicator you need a vacation