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May
9th
Fri
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Everybody loves accelerated playback and the Benny Hill theme!
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My hats sometimes have to be run through the censors. I wore one hat that said, “Balls.” It ended up being no problem, but they had to run that through. I’m like, “Why? It could just be basketballs or footballs.” Carrie Fisher was on that episode, and she said, “I just thought you liked going to balls. You know, to dance.
— Judah Friedlander on neighborbee blog
May
8th
Thu
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Who did Serena kill?

(via katiebakes)

I say she killed the guy they had the threesome with, because it was seeming a little rapey from the audio of the video. You know how Josh Schwartz loves characters who have rage blackouts.  
May
7th
Wed
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Question: What happens when your client decides to save money by making you the stand in, and you get your makeup done by someone who gets paid $7,000 a day to make models look model-y? Answer: You look like the opening credits of America’s Next Top Model.

Question: What happens when your client decides to save money by making you the stand in, and you get your makeup done by someone who gets paid $7,000 a day to make models look model-y?

Answer: You look like the opening credits of America’s Next Top Model.

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Of course all the neurotics live on the East Coast. Woody Allen could have told you THAT.
May
5th
Mon
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I just received the most bizarre press release ever:

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER DESMOND TUTU WILL LAUNCH THE MOST POWERFUL AND UBIQUITOUS PLATFORM FOR THE DISCOVERY AND DELIVERY OF MUSIC WORLDWIDE

What?

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Even better than this article is the caption that accompanies the above photo.
Even better than this article is the caption that accompanies the above photo.
May
2nd
Fri
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The Associated Press: Journalism At Its Finest

ANN ARBOR, Michigan (AP) — Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for dropping their pants to send a prom invitation from one player to a girl.

The lacrosse players at Huron High School in Ann Arbor, Michigan displayed the question, “Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?” on their bottoms, which they bared during a junior varsity game last Thursday.

Officials suspended 13 players for an undetermined number of games and ordered them to perform 20 hours of community service. They also were suspended from school for one day.

The girl accepted the prom invitation.

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This is reception area of Estee Lauder. The ENTIRE thing is blue and white. Somewhere, a colorblind grandma is walking into the gaping hole that used to be her living room and is like, “Hells bells! Someone stole my sitting parlor!”
This is reception area of Estee Lauder. The ENTIRE thing is blue and white. Somewhere, a colorblind grandma is walking into the gaping hole that used to be her living room and is like, “Hells bells! Someone stole my sitting parlor!”
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However, although 45 percent of respondents believe their spouse doesn’t hear chore requests, 78 percent say their spouse can hear them fix a snack.
— Hearing loss in Baby Boomers seems very similar to the state of my hearing in high school. Just sayin’.